UNSUNG AT THINSPACE FRIDAY NOVEMBER 9 2007

i dont know why im posting this?

my mom sent me this in an email and it made me laugh, so read below and maybe you will laugh too. the posts have slowed down alot, but dont worry. we are saving them for our new fartminusf.com website/store/artnews/cool new stuff daily. "fartminusf" will have artist interviews, events, photos, free give aways. are target date to launch the new site is nov. 1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so keep checking back- sean t



By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn
the NEW English language ! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service:
"Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest:
"What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... don't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."
my mom emailed this to me today in one of those mass email thingys, but it made me laugh and so i posted it. - sean t


RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do, don't you?

"OPEN YOUR EYES, YOU'RE DEAD"

happy october

some pictures of my little brother chris and i, and a smidge of my idea book :)
how is your october?

-rebecca

"Currents" is opening tonight.

Timothy Karpinski, Seth Neefus, David Wien & MarkWarren Jacques

A mixed-media installation about water by four good friends

OPENING THIS FIRST FRIDAY (TONIGHT!)
October 5th, 2007
6pm-12am
FREE! All Ages!! Open to the public!!!

Launch Pad Gallery - 534 SE Oak Street,
Portland, OR 97214 - 971.227.0072

we have all put so much hard work into this so please come take a look.

flavorpill.net

a few newer pieces I just finished which are also featured as covers this week across the flavorpill network







hope you like.

tribalbot

Second Time Around

Living Lines Saturday September 15th

Photos From united trade show in vegas

so fun went to vegas again! it was a great time for the most part. artist ian mailhot built us an awesome booth, pinski and seth flew out and derek albeck drove out with marco zamora from los angeles. there were alot of cool lines at the show including beta unit. they are the guys from maek gallery, where we are hosting the third stop of the white album show on september 15th. the turn out for the vegas white album show was great. thankyou to everyone who showed up! thankyou to derek for painting the giant blue penis on the wall and almost getting us beat up by the maintinence man, haha. also thankyou to the dickheads that stole art from the show. i hope they trip and fall on top of it and it stabs them through the chest. i will post some photos from the white album opening later this week. hope all is well

some half frame photos

i recently got this little plastic camera that shoots half frame photos.

i hope you enjoy them!

seth

friends united network presents the beatles white album tribute show at the pinch gallery on aug. 18th

saturaday the 18th is the first of three stops for the beatles white album show. after the opening at the pinch we will be packing up and bringing the show to vegas for magic and then to maek gallery on september 15th. be sure and check back to fartminusf for photos from the openeings!

fun goes to portland for "home away from home"

here are some pics from the "home away from home" art show on aug. 2nd and lots of other stuff to look at from the week leading up to it. a big thanks to backspace gallery for letting us build a permanent tree house in there space, thanks to derek albeck and nick for doing the bulk of the work on the tree house, thanks to seth and tim for putting the show idea together and letting everyone stay at there house, thanks to rebecca for making a full moon cake and potato soup and bringing awesome snacks for the 15 hour drive, another thanks to derek for switching off with me and making the drive possible, and thanks to dave wien for letting me hang out on his roof with the great view. all together i had a great time and i hope that everyone involved in the show had good times as well. the show will be up for six weeks so if you are in downtown portland at all, then be sure and stop by and give it a looksy. oh yeah, i saw a stripper come out of a party at 8am and try to ride a skateboard in high heel shoes. it was great to watch, especially the part where she ate shit and broke her arm. "VIVA LA PDX!!!"- Alexander Grahm Bell